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live da booty, luv da booty. chasin booty since '93


leftmyarminmycoat:

dictatorofbutts:

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

this made my day its so adorable

theleagueofrighteousassholes:

theneutronflow:

mayahan:

Space-Saving Design Ideas

Space saving furniture

THE LAST ONE THOUGH

chokoraitodisuko:

accepting her fate

mishawinsexster:

Nicely done, Pixar.

legalmexican:

samaelcarver:

The Meme of our Years.

this post is beautiful

steadymobbing:

steadymobbing:

i asked my mom how she met my dad and she said at a college basketball game this guy got distracted and got hit by the ball and got a huge bloody nose and he came up to her after the game and said “i was distracted by you” with like blood all over his face and jersey

so i asked my dad and he said “my friend told me he’d give me 10 bucks if i asked a girl out with my broken nose and she said yes”

Title: Barefoot Contessa Theme Song (Long Version)
Plays: 73659

just-a-mean-teen:

My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point

amandasbrother:

zackisontumblr:

I love iOS 8 (:

well that escalated REALLY quickly