velvet box




We drive brand new cars and we light fine cigars,
we shine like small town stars through the best days of our lives


englandsbooty:

even People magazine made Shrek jokes

lameprlncess:

accurate description of my social life

beelzeburg:

This is… not any less creepy in daylight

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

image

i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

zeltallica:

likeadisneyprincess:

doctorwhovian12:

Elsa got arrested

This is amazing.

let me go

let me go

cumfort:

loserslol:

im laughing more than i should

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE SOPH LOSERSLOL IS IN THE IGGLE PIGGLE COSTUME